Limerick entries

Dressing to impress:
A bank robber hijacked a hearse
Got away, but was left with a curse.
Every night at eleven
He’d turn into a girl of seven
And his heels never matched his purse.

Investment in your future:
A fisherman sailed out to sea,
Straight past some floating debris.
Atop sat his banker,
instead of saving him, he sank her 
now his bond payments are history.

What a catch:
Two sisters both liked the same fellow
But he never even gave them a hello.
They threw themselves before him.
But he just ignored ‘em
For he had the personality of jello.