A Nursery Rhyme

Little Miss Muffet decided to rough it
By finding herself a new diet.
She called cousin Mary (the one who's contrary)
To see if she wanted to try it.

But dear Mary's sham was she just had a lamb
So she felt obligated to warn her,
That though she is full she's still spinning the wool
And husband Jack is still stuck in the corner.

So little Miss Muffet told Mary to stuff it
And returned to the curds and whey.
Unless you are blind I think you will find
Her diet's the same still today!

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