The Book of Muzzy

        Vagina. What is it? The text book response is a reproductive organ
    and waste disposal. Have you ever considered that everyone you know came
    out of a vagina? That's right. You are a vagina person. It troubles me.
    I see an attractive female and then, I think about what I'm considering.
    I want my mommy? Strange, but true, everyman man wants to go back inside
    a vagina. And some women too; feel the urge to explore the vagina.

        Just imagine a world without vaginas. All animal life would end.
    Vaginas are essential to the perpetuation of the species. So, when I
    look at a centerfold of a curvatious female; my eyes go directly to her

                                          Vagina.

    Why do I spend money to see something I already know?
    Its like getting a subscription to pastries? Would I spend money to look
    at frosted banana cake? Yes, the centerfold female is in excellent health
    and her vagina is waxed. But, how many copies do I need to see?
    Very, obsessive. I use to write to the playmates. I was hoping to get
    closer to them. To know the perfect erotic female is to hold all vaginas
    of the world in your mind.

            Dream vaginas are very symbolic: THE GRAND CANYON
                                                              NIAGARA FALLS
                                                              A WATER SLIDE
                                                              PLOWING

    I actually had a dream of plowing a field with my cock. I had harnessed
    several females. It was a fertility dream.

          How much of our minds are devoted to vagina worship?
          Can you escape the vagina media?
          Everything from soda pop to shoe laces is sold with a vagina promise.
          If you buy these shoe laces, you'll get inside a vagina.
          Why is it Okay for men to take off their shirts in public, but not females?
          I'll put this briefly, breast = vagina sex.

  I dreamt about a society like Brazil in America. It was Hooters 24/7.
  Every female walked about in public topless. But, there was no sex.
  What kind of a dream is that? Vagina repression?

          Confession: I find the heat of the vagina disturbing.
                            Is it going to burn me?
          Vagina nightmare: It locks up and I can't pull out.
                                      Amputation?

  Calling Doctor Freud?

            True story my mom sent me to a counselor. I was in high school.
            The female counselor ask me how I felt about girls.
            I said, "They want to eat me."  She laughed.
            I smiled, but I was being honest.

   
                                  Is the Vagina a trap?
                                  A place to capture sperm?

 
  Case in point: I keep seeing Jennifer Aniston trying to look sexy.
                      My first thought is: it's a trap. And then, I look at her
                      wholesome square jaw face and its just so comical.
                      She has a vagina, but she looks like a librarian in
                      sexy clothes.

  Assignment:    Look for a quickie with a vagina. No strings attached.
                      Always wear a condom. Do not get stuck in vagina hell.


  Muzzy's report to mother ship vagina.

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