Diary of Rosetta Stone 2

Diary of Rosetta Stone 2

- Sorry, more swearing, please don't copy any of this foul language, unless you already do....DO YOU? Okay I'll shut up now... -

Dear Diary,
                I went shopping again today, we're nearly at Temple Newsam now but it's started to rain, ugh! I think I hate the rain more than anything, even more than my Mom which is saying A LOT. AND the paparazzi caught me with my fucking afro hair when we left the shops. I've just been re-straightening my hair and I can't wait to get this tour over and done with because so far I am HATING IT.


Dear Diary,
                Just had an argument with my Mom, ugh she's such a stupid annoying bitch! She says I'm acting spoilt and I should be glad that I'm England?! I'm famous! I'm SUPPOSED to be spoilt! And being trapped in this freezing coach with the fucking hag from hell and annoying cry baby Shirley isn't what I wanted my tour to be like.

Ugh I need to do some serious shopping when I get home. Everything is so-o much better in America, and it isn't so fucking freezing!!


Dear Diary,
                Ella and Gabby have texted me good luck and that they'll be watching me on T.V. I've arrived at Temple Newsam now and just getting ready for my performance. I'd be excited if I was performing somewhere nicer, warmer, cleaner and just ANY WHERE ELSE! Mom said it's not that bad.

It is.


Dear Diary,
                This was my WORSE GIG EVER. It started raining half way through my latest song and my hair went stupid afro style again. Ugh I SWEAR this place hates me. It was FREEZING too and then the wind blew up my dress and I flashed to everyone!! It was SO embarrassing. Mom said it was my own fault for wearing that dress. I told her to fuck off and then we started another argument.

Ugh I need to RELAX. I wish I was in my spa now, where Rico would massage my back and where I'd lay in my jacuzzi. Ahh my warm, warm jacuzzi. I seriously need to do some working out too, I SWEAR I've gained an extra pound. No more midnight snacks for me.

Mom says there's a gym I can go to but I'm not going now though because it's STILL RAINING. Is it ever sunny here?? I might just sit back and watch some Eastenders or something. Speaking of Eastenders after Yorkshire I'm going to London then I'll be going back home. I wanted to save the capital city till last, hopefully the weather is nice there.

Are you missing your big star America because I'm missing you!