Sarah Palin Deconstructed

          "The elephant is one of the most faithful animals. They will care for
    orphaned elephants and defend the herd with their lives. They even morn
    their dead.

          The donkey is stubborn .. It is smelly and disliked by other farm animals.
    It is the parent of the Jack Ass an even more miserable beast. A fitting
    symbol of the malicious malcontent."
   

            "Ah.. I don't think this is a good book to be reading to grade school
            kids." Sarah Palin had been reading from Animal Crackers; an
            introduction to Zoo Politics to a group of grade school children.

    "All our school texts go through rigorous screening. This is just one book
    in our library. We also have the Adventures of Ricky the boy who wants
    to be gay. It helps those kids, who have gender identity issues fit in."
    Principle Ballsar retorted.

            Sarah Palin was aware of the media at her press conference.
    She kept smiling. "A child is impressionable. They can be confused by-
    mixed messages. Do you want grade school children questioning their
    gender identity?" Sarah said with a toothy smile.

            "Mrs Palin, every psychological analysis of the hidden concepts of
    the mind reveal an identity crisis. We must educate the children to address
    this or they will suffer serious mental instability." Mr. Ballsar received
    applause from the reporters.

              "Are you ah-homosexual?" Sarah Palin asked. There was a hush
    in the tiny school library. "Why do you ask?"  the Principle answered with
    a blank gaze. "Ah-I'd like to know your gender identity." she answered
    with a smile. Ballsar slapped his legs, "It depends on my mood." He chuckled.
    "Well, I believe in a higher calling. We must have standards .." she paused
    as some basket ball players entered the library. "Oh. This is our team;
    The Peabody School League." Principle Ballsar said. 
   

              Sarah leered at the six foot seven Dwight Williams. "Oh, Dwight
    is our star player." the Principle added. Dwight smiled back at Mrs Palin.
    She patted him on the back. "Dwight. .. could you visit my ranch? I'd like
    to interview you." Sarah queried. Dwight accepted. His smile was brilliant.
    Dwight gently tapped Sarah against her left butt cheek.


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