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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Drama · #1821704
A quick poem you can read instead of having to watch another zombie movie!
Another zombie movie
Another stupid scene
What a great new angle
The sheriff is picked clean

The town is in a panic
There's blood n guts n gore
But still the hero has no clue
Just what he has in store

He's sitting on a sofa
He's sippin from a can
While behind him in the window
There comes the zombie clan

Their bodies are decaying
Yet still they perservere
The hero's dog is barking
Yet still he doesn't hear

One zombie breaks the window
One zombie breaks the screen
The hero jumps up just in time
To save the dog from being
Toppled by the undead
He lunges for his gun
But the undead are too many
So the hero has to run

He carries the dog like a loaf of bread
Makes his way to the barn
He plows his way through zombies
Predictably unharmed

But there he finds more zombies
It's been downright infested
There's groaning, but no mooing
'Cause the cows have been digested

He narrowly avoids a bite
From a creature on the ground
He whips around and him and Fido
Bee-line for the town
The road is dark and eerie
Abuzz with chewing sounds
A light in the distance dimly shines
The heroes chase it down

They reach the town and magically
out a town of nine-hundred and three
The hero sees a familiar face
It's his neighbor, Beverly

Now Beverly is the love interest
Because if she were not
She wouldn't have been so hastily thrown
Into the hackneyed plot

The hero rescues her from death
And she tells him of the fate
Of the rest of town, "all of them dead"
"We must try to escape!"

But when the hero is fatally wounded
She has to leave him smarting
While at home the viewer nodded off
Just as the movie was starting
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