This is a telephone conversation between two fictional characters. |
Terry is a Californian. Steve is country Australian. I recommend reading this out loud with accents. They have a telephone conversation. Steve: Hi, Terry, it’s Steve. Terry: Oh, Hi Steve, how’s Steveworld? Steve: Steveworld is good, Terry. Managed to get the rollercoaster fixed. Terry: Oh, that’s good. Steveworld wasn’t the same without the rollercoaster. Steve: Tell me about. It was almost as bad the time those frogs got in the jumping castle. Terry: Yeah, that was a shit fight, wasn’t it? Steve: I was so close to crapping in my hand and flinging it right at those frogs. Terry: I’m glad you didn’t, Steve. Steve: So glad. Wouldn’t want a repeat of the camel incedent. Terry: That camel was such a bitch. Steve: I know. Terry: Though I kinda wish I hadn’t crapped in my hand and flung it right at her. Steve: Don’t beat yourself up about it, mate. Terry: I’m trying not to. Steve: Hey, c’mon mate. Everyone at some stage has crapped in their hand and flung it right at something. Terry: Or someone. Steve: Or someone. Terry: So why are you calling anyway, man? Steve: You still free tonight? Terry: Maybe man, I have to replace the filter in my water cooler, though. How come? Steve: I ended up getting the monster truck. Terry: Oh man, you got the monster truck? Steve: I got the monster truck. Terry: Oh man. Steve: I know! Terry: I thought you said the guy selling it was a douche? Steve: Total douche. Terry: But you got it anyway? Steve: Yeah, I went round there and he was wearing a baseball cap. And I said to him, “Hey, monster truck guy. You are a douche but I like your baseball cap.” Terry: No way! Steve: You had to be there, mate. Terry: What did he say? Steve: He was all like, “I don’t even want to sell my monster truck but seeing as you like my cap.’ Terry: That’s so fucking awesome. I didn’t know you like baseball caps. Steve: I don’t. Terry: But you said it anyway? Steve: I said it anyway. Terry: You are such a frickin playa, Steve. Steve: When you’ve bought and sold as many novelty items as I have, you get to learn your way around a douche. Terry: I wish I knew my way around a douche. Steve: Practice makes perfect, Terry. Terry: I need to find more douches. Steve: Yes you do. So anyway, you wanna come round tonight and help me paint my monster truck? Terry: For sure, man. What colour are you painting it? Steve: Green. Terry: I’m busy tonight, man. |