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Rated: 13+ · Short Story · Fantasy · #1834956
A Christmas Carol...

        Muzzy plays "You and I" on Youtube ... again.
    He looks over at his X-mass tree. "Is this Christmas?"
    he ponders... Maybe a good book,

    "Horace Busby says dryly, "His nudity was inappropriate."
    (Lydon Johnson Means of Ascent. Pg;240)

        Nudity?  "Once in Corsicana, Busby says, several key local
    supporters arrived at his suite with their wives.. They were lost in Rapture."
    When they wouldn't leave, Busby says,  "right in front of them, he started
    undressing." right down to his under ware. ..

        Maybe, Lady Ga Ga isn't so strange?

    I'll always cherish the Richard Nixon Checkers Speech:

    "I have been accused of taking taxpayer's dollars to fund my campaign.
    Should a politician use taxpayer dollars to pay for Television Broadcasts
    for political speeches? No. Of course not, and I have not.

    How does a politician pay for these things?
    Well, he can be a rich man. I am not.
    He can put his wife on the payroll, as my opponent did.
    I have not.

    I am paying for this broadcast with money I earned while working in a
    law firm and with my wife's inheritance.
    (Checkers barks) Isn't that right Checkers? Nixon chuckles."

          Strange Christmas. Maybe I'll watch Lady Ga Ga jump on her fans in
    the mosh pit... Nice bod .. Ga Ga.

    Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
   
    2012?

    ? ^
      V
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