Egg on my Chair

There is an egg on my chair
by ~Eellusion

There is an egg on my chair
It is just sitting there.
It sits on my chair
Without a single care
There is an egg on my chair
Which I don't like to share
Cos you see, that chair
Is only for me
That egg is still there
So I ask it to leave
"Please Mr egg, be off,
Off of my chair be gone.
This of you I beg Mr egg
So please be gone
That is my chair Mr egg
That chair I do not share"
I look down and see
That the egg is still there
I want it gone
I want back my chair
Leave now Mr egg,
And don't come back
Be gone Mr egg
Or you will become my snack
Although I have asked
Although I have begged
On my chair
Is that stupid egg.
It will not leave
It will not go
So now I share
My favourite chair.