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Rated: GC · Fiction · Erotica · #1869470
Why is this shocking?



        Okay, Hustler made a naughty photo of a conservative pundit.
      But, why is this outrageous? Don't all heterosexual women have oral sex?
      What is sex?

              Two people have sexual intercourse, sometimes they're married.
              In the process some sexual organs may reach their mouths.
              This is eroticism.

      You know the problem with Glen Beck and his cadre is?
      They think sex is original sin and we should be ashamed of it.
      Lyndon Johnson said his opponent was a "Homosapien."
      He was playing on the Christian hatred of homosexuality in the Southern States.
      Glen Beck is a Mormon.
      His faith condemns people of color for being cursed by God.
      Now, where is the outrage over that?

      If Larry Flint had made a photo of Glen Beck, taking a blow on a cock.
      That would be funny too.
      Sex brings us all down off our high horses.
      It is humbling and orgasmic.
      S.E. Cups should be proud to be a Hustler model.
      She is in gorgeous company.
      And, Glen, I think you like to have your whistle blown too.

      What would John Smith do?
      He liked to boink the house maid.
      So what?
      It's just monkey business Glen baby.


      Peace out!


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