Sarah Silverman fucked Hitler

                                    Ex nihilo nihil fit! - out of nothing
                                            nothing can come.


        Sarah Silverman is a sadomasochist and feminist.
        One expects a certain bizzarre behavior from a comedian.

                                      "Ah-a little more to the right."
                                        Sarah hummed as Freddy Hitler
                                        licked her clit.

        Sarah hung from a series of ropes attached to a hook in the ceiling.

                                        "I- need to fuck!" Sarah
                                        grunted. Freddy's baton
                                        dildo throbbed along her snatch.

                                        "Hast thou cast thy seed
                                        aside?" God spoke with
                                        a voice like thunder.

        Mrs. Silverman screamed and kicked and squirmed at her tight ropes.
        Freddy fell onto the floor in adulation of the radiant rose pedals,
        falling from the ceiling.

                                        "Who the fuck is that?!"
                                        Sarah gagged on her soaked ball gag.
                                        Freddy tried to stand, but
                                        his legs wouldn't move.

                                        "I am the Origin!
                                        You have perverted my gift
                                        of love and life!" the voice roared
                                        like a lion.

                                        "Shit! Were sorry. Okay?"
                                        Freddy Hitler tried to cover
                                        the swastiker over his penis.

                                        Sarah began to spin counter clockwise
                                        on her ropes
                                        Her ample Jewish breasts were tied with rope
                                        until they appeared like round red ornaments
                                        with a lead weight clipped to each nipple.
                                        The weights had the star of David engraved on them.

      Freud believed that women seek out men for the love their father denied them.
      A new Darwinian culture has risen that is atheistic and pursues pleasure
      for the purpose of validating their belief that animal behavior is developed by
      chance and serves no purpose other than survival. Words that denote morality,
      such as "Perversity" have no meaning to the Darwinian philosophy.
      It is a nihilism driven by fear of death and oblivion.


                                        "Because you do not know me,
                                        I will spare your life; for I am a
                                        just God and will not punish the
                                        invisibly ignorant.
                                       
                                        Therefore, I will transform you
                                        both into chimpanzees; for you
                                        cannot rise above your animal
                                        instincts." God spoke and Sarah
                                        and Freddy instantly transformed
                                        into chimpanzees.

      We have no natural knowledge of God's existence accept through
      our deduction that something cannot come from nothing and simple organism
      need to be acted upon to become more complex. There is no natural means
      to know of a life after death other than what is revealed by a higher being,
      such as Nirvana.


                                        Sarah and Freddy spent their
                                        days in a zoo.
                                        There love for each other was
                                        entertainment for the zoo goers.
                                        In the fullness of time they died.


                                        "Oh, thank God!" Freddy exclaimed
                                        and embraced his lover Sarah in their
                                        Raptured perfect bodies.
                                        She kissed Freddy full on the mouth
                                        and looked about the perfect garden of
                                        Eden.

        The complexity of the simplest of all living cells, bacterial cells show the
        exquisitely designed pieces of intricate molecular machinery. There is still
        a psychological revulsion amongst scientist at admitting to anything connected
        with intelligent design. These modifications cannot be explained by random
        evolution.

                                          "Ah, do you want to fuck?"
                                          Freddy Hitler asked Sarah Silverman.
                                          "That apple looks so tasty."
                                          Sarah replied and ate from
                                          the Tree of Knowledge.

                                          "Oh no you didn't."
                                          God spoke from a thunder
                                          cloud.
                                          "But, since I didn't have a
                                          chance to tell you not to eat
                                          from that one tree.
                                          I cannot punish you with death.
                                          However, your chimpanzees again."
                                          God clapped his hands and transformed
                                          them into chimpanzees.

        The terrifying possibility that God might not be sane cannot be excluded.
        What is insanity to humanity might be entertainment to a God. In this scenario
        Sarah and Freddy have encountered a God with strict sexual ethics,
        however this God is compassionate and will not kill the invisibly ignorant.
        This God de-evolves them into chimpanzees. Presumably, they are still
        in chimpanzee's Heaven. Nevertheless, they still possess
        free will and can break the rules in Heaven, i.e., Eden.
        The human race is destroying the planet with pollution and overpopulation.
        Perhaps, God is trying to tell us to be more like chimpanzees and less destructive.

        Since, religious epiphanies are not consistent are not verifiably scientific,
        there is no way to differentiate between a psychotic break and an
        encounter with God.

        Reflections: But are chimpanzees good?... Monkey see, monkey do.+
                            And is Sarah Silverman morally superior to a monkey?


        Ahmen Rah!


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