Yet another burst of nonsense masquerading as poetry. Will it never stop? |
GET REAL (1) She jumped to her feet in alarm. He stopped her by grabbing her arm. “Don’t panic, my dear, you’ve nothing to fear, all the ladies succumb to my charm.” GET REAL (2) “Succumb to your charm? What a hoot. You’ve less charm than a busted old boot. You’re totally stupid to think that you’re cupid. Don’t be such a silly old coot.” THE SIMPSONS Don’t worry too much about Bart. He’s really unusually smart. His teachers all say, he’ll make dux one fine day, if Homer will just do his part. SODOM AND GOMORRAH I’m sick of this blasphemous scene I’m sure Lot would know what I mean I simply can’t stay here I can’t even pray here It’s ungodly and foul and obscene. IMAGINATION (1) The dark cupboard under the stairs is a haven for runaway bears. There are tigers there, too, escaped from the zoo. Says my little son; no-one else cares. IMAGINATION (2) Our daughter’s a Barbie Doll fan. She gets some each year from her Gran. But the tigers and bears who live under the stairs, will eat them, if ever they can. IMAGINATION (3) Your brother’s not wicked, Louise. He’s only a terrible tease. Your dear Uncle Brad used to make me so mad when he put my dolls in the deep freeze. FANTASY (OR IS IT?) In the playroom behind all the shelves There are pixies and fairies and elves They make such a din That the orcs get called in And that’s when they injure themselves. |