Yet another collection. "Nuff said |
A CAUTIONARY TALE A drunken truck driver named Morrie. while driving a seven ton lorry, ran red lights and “Stops”, was picked up by the cops, and tried to pretend he was sorry. NEW TECHNOLOGY My friend, Alexander McQueen Invents things no-one’s ever seen. A chocolate kettle some pants made of metal and a stop light that glows a bright green. TAKE YOUR PICK (1) We took a long walk to the mall, one evening before the spring ball. She needed a dress, and some new shoes, I guess a handbag and gloves, but THAT’S ALL! TAKE YOUR PICK (2) We took a long walk to the mall Just me and a very close pal We’d cuddle and kiss It really was bliss She’s a very affectionate gal. EPILOGUE TO TAKE YOUR PICK (1) My husband’s a grumpy old bear. I think that he just doesn’t care. I need a new dress, this old one’s a mess, and I must have some nice things to wear. EPILOGUE TO TAKE YOUR PICK (2) While hugging and kissing’s okay, of course, at the end of the day we took it too far, and now her papa wields a shotgun: I can’t get away. THE PERILS OF ALCOHOL (1) A very impetuous youth got full up on gin and vermouth. He behaved like a cad, this foolish young lad and he just couldn’t handle the truth. THE PERILS OF ALCOHOL (2) The truth was that he’d caused great pain to his girlfriend, the lovely Lorraine. They had a big fight and she left him one night with, “I don’t want to see you again.” |