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          "Hello, couch potatoes ! This is Mega Mouth!
          I'm speaking to you deep inside my bunker in Connecticut.
          You know I'm just right of Atilla the Hun, but that's why
          your listening to my Mega Mouth !
          Have you ever wonder why any of those scum bag pinko hippies
          aren't shot for rioting at Wall Street?!
          If this was a third world commie country, they'd all be beaten
          and lined up and shot!!
          How the Hell are we decent hard working citizens suppose to make
          a living with morons taking a dump on Wall Street?!
          Let's take a caller. .. Hello. Your on Mega Mouth."

          The caller clears his throat,  "Ehm. Sir, isn't descent the essence
          of Democracy?"

          "Oh, like smashing store windows and throwing rocks and bottles at the
          police? Are you an Anarchist?!" Mega Mouth bellows.

          "Well, sir, it says in the Constitution: 'The people may take up arms
          against a Tyrant..." The caller is interrupted by a duck quacking..........

          Mega Mouth is using a sound effect.
          "Where do you think you are? Stalinist Russia?!
          The Minute Men were patriots, fighting a Tyrant King!!!
          The punks in rubber masks would never stand up to battle.
          Punks like you clean my toilet!"

          "Sir, violent protest are effectively used by the left and the right
          wing Tea Parties. Do you remember the raid on a British merchant ship
          in 1776? British sailors were attacked and their cargo of tea thrown
          over board." The caller clears his throat.

          "Who the Hell am I talking to?" Mega Mouth growls at his phone
          screener.

          "Muzzy, sir. I am your waiter, your valet, your grounds keeper.
          Where ever there are simple jobs, I'll be there.
          But, I am not a slave.+" The caller coughs.

          "Is that right? Well, you can wipe my royal ass!"
          Mega Mouth cuts off the call with two duck quacks.............
          "We don't need another depression era Grapes of Wrath!
          This is America! Go back to Mexico or whatever Hell hole
          you immigrated from !"

            There is a sudden flash as the studio explodes.
            The News reports bemoaned the loss of a great radio pundit
            in an apparent terrorist bombing.
            Mega Mouth' Tea Party meetings spring up to raise money
            for right wing candidates and the radio is filled with more
            mega mouths demanding justice.


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