Caplanes {Cars/Planes} and Croats {Cars}

This guy complained to a sleazy lawyer that he went insane from a back pain. The sleazy JD said,
"If you blame your pain on the rain you could gain by suing the State of Maine."
The future plaintiff didn't believe it.
"Surly you are jerking my chain."
"I am being perfectly plain. You will not sue in vain."
After the lawsuit went well he bought a brand new caplane {Car/Plane hybrid} and the caplain went kaboom so he went back to the dealership to complain that the caplain went kaboom. Instead of a refund they gave him a croat {Car/Boat}.
While driving down US 19 in his brand new croat he swerved to avoid hitting a goat. If thats not bad enough he fell in a moat.
The worst part was that the croat could NOT float!!!! Vote for tighter regulation of croats and caplanes!!!!!!