Knock knock

A police man knocked at my door this morning, but I just sat there in complete silence.



After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I continued to ignore it.



The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.



Then he decided to look through the window.



He shouted, “Do you think I am stupid? I can see you there sir open the door.”



I said you’re not coming in mate!”



He said, “I don’t want to come in I just want you to step out of the car sir!”