Pukey McGrossman was a delightfully horrid young lad of fourteen. His parents entered him mysteriously into a game show entitled Clean My Youth to rid him of his outlandish disgust.
Little Pukey thought he was going to the dentist that day…Pukey was wrong.
The family arrived at the large building early in the morning.
“You will be seeing a new dentist today, Pukey,” said Pukey’s mother.
They entered a dark room of pitch black except for a spotlight on a chair with Pukey’s name on it. He sat on the chair and awaited his “dentist.” Suddenly the room glowed into a studio stage with a live audience and cameras.
“Welcome, everyone to Clean My Youth, the game show where we clean your disgusting little gifts from above, and here’s your host…Richard Simmons!”
Pukey was mortified as Richard Simmons came onto the stage sporting his usual bedazzled spandex and short shorts with his brunette afro.
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