A GENERAL INTEREST STORY |
1-24-2013 4:15AM MY CAROLINA SURPRISE CHAMIKA IS A INTERESTING LADY SHE IS VERY SHY SHE IS VERY RESERVED SHE HAS CAFÉ AU LAIT SKIN SHE HAS LIGHT EYES SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL SKIN LIGHTLY KISSED BY THE SUN SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL SMILE SHE WON’T OFFER ANY INFORMATION,FREELY U HAVE TO ASK EVERY SINGLE QUESTION U WANT ANSWERED REALLY SHE LOOKS MUCH YOUNGER THAN HER BIOLOGICAL AGE SHE WILL NEVER LOOK U DIRECTLY N THE FACE SHE WILL ALWAYS LOOK AWAY SOUTHERN GIRLS ARE SOCIALIZED THAT WAY SHE IS FROM NORTH CAROLINA BEING SOUTHERN BEING FEMALE THAT IS NOT CONSIDERED PROPER IT’S RUDE AND MAY I SAY FORWARD SHE CALLED YESTERDAY I HAD 0 MINUTES SO THEY TOLD THIS DAUGHTER OF THE SOUTH THIS # HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED I CAN IMAGINE GIRLFRIENDS REACTION AS SHE STARED AT THAT PHONE I SEE HER THE FOLOWING DAY AT THE SPOT SHE FLAT OUT IGNORED ME,IMAGINE THAT I APPROACH I ASK WHAT’S UP THE WORLDWIDE AFRICAN AMERICAN SISTER LOOK IT SAYS U KNOW WHAT U DID ! BUT I DIDN’T REALLY SHE DID GIVE ME THE COURTESY OF AN ANSWER THIS SOUTHERN BELLE ACTUALLY RAISED HER VOICE I LIKED THAT IT IMMEDIATELY TOOK ME BACK TO CHI 2 MY HOMEGIRLS I LOVE SHOUT OUT TO THE GIRLS ! I NEVER FORGOT HELLO! THE VOICE RAISE 2 ME SIGNIFIED PASSION SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES THEY DARKENED 1 OR MAYBE 2 SHADES THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE LIKE A MOOD RING WITH THIS 1 I LIKE THAT IMMENSELY ! I AM NOT VERY BRIGHT I CAN BE WRONG I AM NOT VERY OBSERVANT (SMILE) SHE SPOKE WITH HER NEW VOICE CHICAGO SOUTH SIDE SHE SPOKE WITH HER NEW EYES I IMMEDIATELY WOKE UP HELLO! WHY DID U GIVE ME THE WRONG # I QUICKLY EXPLAIN,NO MINUTES I GIVE HER BOTH CELL AND HOME # YESTERDAY !!!!!!!! SHE CALLS,IT RINGS THANK GOD I ADDED MINUTES JUST YESTERDAY DISASTER AVERTED ! SHE SAID REALLY ! THE EYES WENT BACK 2 NORMAL HER SMILE RETURNED ONLY BIGGER ONLY BRIGHTER I WANTED HER LIKE I WANT ALASKAN KING CRAB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STRAIGHT FROM THE BERING SEA,IN ALASKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM AT SIMON AND SEAFORT’S ABOUT 6:30PM LOOKING THRU THE FLOOR 2 CEILING PANORAMIC WINDOWS DIRECTLY N 2 TRHE COOK INLET DOWNTOWN ANCHORAGE,AK THE MOON IS UP I COULD DIE RIGHT NOW REALLY PRETTY LADY THE WAITER MATERIALIZES WITH A BASKET OF WARM SOURDOUGH BREAD I SLATHER IT N BUTTER EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN ALASKA THEN THE SALAD WHO CARES THE CRAB LEGS ARE QUICKLY APPROACHING ! ON A OVERSIZED PLATTER ! ALASKAN KING CRAB IN ALASKA LEGS R AT LEAST 1 INCH WIDE THE SERVING SIZE IS AT LEAST 12 INCHES LONG I GRAB AND BREAK BAREHANDED ALASKAN STYLE I DIP IT N BUTTER OOOOHHHHHH MMMMYYYY GGGOOOODDDDD !!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWHHHAAATTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ROUTINELY STAY AT CRAB BUFFETS AT LEAST 3 HOURS MY FAVORITE FOOD ON GODS GREEN EARTH I ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS SKIING THE SPORT I RISKED MY LIFE AT MANY TIMES,2 B THE BEST I COULD B JACKSONHOLE,WYOMING SHOUT OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THE COWBOY WAY WE SPEAK NOW I’M “50 CENTS” WOULD U MIND IF I WERE 2 ASK U 21 QUESTIONS R U MARRIED R U SINGLE WHAT’S YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS HOW MANY KIDS ARE ON YOUR TEAM WE GET 2 SINGLE HESITATION HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST I WOULD LIKE 2 BUY A VOWEL,ALEX PLEASE HELLO I HAVE A REVELATION U HAVE ALREADY UNKNOWINGLY ANSWERED MY QUESTION SOUTHSIDE CHICAGO 79TH STREET SHOESHINE BOY I WAS SCHOOLED BY A NEW ORLEANS MULATTO CALLED “STRAWBERRY” A WOMEN WHO OWNED THE NIGHT AND YOUR MAN,WHENEVER SHE WANTED HIM SHE WAS A COURTESAN CAFÉ AU LAIT LIGHT EYES LONG BLACK HAIR THAT HUNG 2 THE MIDDLE OF HER BACK BEAUTIFUL TEETH FULL MOUTH ABOUT 5’7 120 POUNDS,WET SHE ONLY DRESSED IN BLACK LEATHER HER BOOTS WERE KNEE HIGH 8’ HEEL SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS NOT OF THIS WORLD SHE DIDN’T WALK SHE FLOATED AROUND WOMEN DON’T BE MAD AT YOUR MAN IT WAS LIKE THAT ! WE WOULD TALK 4 HOURS SHE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING SHE COULD 1ST SHE TOLD ME U CAN BELIEVE EVERYTHING I TELL U (DEVELOPMENT OF TRUST,SHE WAS A GENIUS) I HAVE HEARD 2 MANY LIES I WOULD NEVER LIE 2 U SHE TOLD ME HOW 2 MAKE WOMEN NEVER WANT 2 LEAVE SHE TOLD ME HOW 2 DRIVE YOUNG GIRLS INSANE SHE WAS GUNNED DOWN 2 WEEKS B4 MY 15TH BIRTHDAY SHE WAS GOING 2 GIVE ME HERSELF 4 THAT THE REDLIGHT SPECIAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER WOULD REDEEM THAT COUPON I NEVER FORGOT THE LESSONS I NEVER FORGOT THE LOVE THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOT SHE WENT OUT ON TOP YOUNG AND ETERNALLY BEAUTIFUL SHE WAS ABOUT 26 OR 27 I GUESS REST N PEACE STRAWBERRY’S LAW 1 U CANT MAKE THEM STAY IF THEY WANT 2 GO 2 U CANT TURN A HOE N2 A HOUSEWIFE A HOE IS A HOE 3 NEVER CHASE A WOMAN NOT PIMPLIKE AT ALL 4 NO ONE IS JUST A FRIEND,EVER 5 NEVER SHARE IF U DON’T WANT 2 BUT IF U DO U LOSE MAJOR COOL POINTS NOT PIMPLIKE SHE ANSWERS BUT SHE ALREADY DID MINUTES AGO SHE SAID I HAVE A MAN BUT HE’S JUST A FRIEND REALLY THAT’S COOL NINA SIMONE SAID IT BEST QUIET BABY DON’T EXPLAIN SKIP THAT THE LIPSTICK DON’T EXPLAIN I’M GLAD YOUR’E BACK DON’T EXPLAIN AMEN SISTER STRAWBERRY RUSHED BACK N2 MY HEAD I HAVE A DIFFERENT CODE THAN MOST I AM A SAMURAI MY SISTER WAS DRUG ADDICT AND ALCOHOLIC MY STEPFATHER WAS A ALL DAY TRICK AND A JOHN ALSO A ALCOHOLIC I GREW UP IN CHICAGO ADULT LIFE IN VEGAS I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK NEVER HIGH A DAY N MY LIFE I WOULD DISCOVER LATER I WAS JUST LIKE MY FATHER HE NEVER PLAYED A GAME HE COULD’NT WIN HE WAS ALSO A PIMP I HAD A NASTY GAMBLING PROBLEM THOUGH SORRY DAD SORRY STRAWBERRY BUT OTHER THAN THAT SHORTCOMING WELL AND TRICKING WITH THOSE YOUNG 19 YEAR OLDS YES KESI I KNOW UNC I LOVE U BUT U R A TRICK THEY DON’T WANT U U GOT MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEEL ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANX KESI 4 THE LOVE 4 THE CONTINUED SUPPORT BELOVED BUT BEAUTIFUL LADY I THINK U R THE BOMB BUT THE FRIEND THING I DON’T GET DOWN LIKE THAT STRAWBERRY WOULD TURN OVER N HER GRAVE ! MY FATHER WOULD HAVE A CORONARY OH LORD MY SON IS A TRICK ! I NEVER CHEAPEN MYSELF THANKS DAD U GAVE ME GIFTS I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT UNTIL A MILLION YEARS LATER THAT’S PROBABLY WHY I AM 1 OF THE BEST AFRICAN AMERICAN SKIERS N THIS COUNTRY PROBABLY THE WORLD !! CONVICTION A WILLINGNESS 2 GIVE UP EVERYTHING 2 B MY PERSONAL BEST I REMEMBER STRAWBERRY, EVERY WORD U EVER SAID STRAWBERRY TAUGHT ME 2 ALWAYS B UP FRONT WITH WOMEN THEY RESPECT THAT ALWAYS AND THEY NEVER FORGET U IT’S LIKE THAT HOW WERE BUILT SHE WOULD SAY YOU ARE A GREAT CONVERSATIONALIST AND U R ONLY A KID U HAVE NO IDEA YET HOW SPECIAL THAT SKILL IS YET BUT U WILL AND SHE LAUGHED AND SHE LAUGHED AND I WOULD NEVER FORGET I TESTED THIS THEORY THROUGHOUT MY LIFE I WAS NAMED AFTER MARVIN GAYE I FOUND OUT WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER MY OLDER SISTER SAID FOOL U DIDN’T KNOW U R STUPID TINA MARIE HAD A SONG BACK IN THE DAY I LINE WAS WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVE THEY FEEL LIKE MARVIN I WAS WITH MY GIRL O AND SHE HATED IT SHE WOULD ALWAYS SAY YOUR’E FEELING THAT U BASTARD ! SHE KNEW HOW MANY TIMES THIS WOULD PROVE 2 B TRUE IN MY LIFE THE S.O.S BAND WAY BACK N THE DAY THAT SISTER SANG I HAVE NEVER HAD A GUY WHO HAD AS MANY GIRLS AS U BUT NUMBERS DON’T TAKE THE PLACE OF QUALITY JUST KEEP YOUR OTHER GIRLS UNTIL U SETTLE DOWN WHENEVER U GET BORED I WILL GIVE IT 2 U JUST THE WAY U LIKE IT PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT YOUR REPUTATION I DON’T CARE WHAT U DO 2 THEM JUST B GOOD 2 ME BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER HAVE A PIECE OF U THAN 2 HAVE ALL OF NONE THIS WAS N THE 80’S I THINK I WOULD ASK WOMEN IT WAS LIKE THEY HAD THE SAME SCRIPT THE CONVERSATION WOULD ALWAYS GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS DOES MY BEHAVIOR BOTHER U U CAN’T HELP IT THAT’S HOW U R U DON’T MEAN ANY1 ANY HARM THERE R A LOT OF WOMEN I HAVE 2 ADMIT THAT BUT U R A GREAT CONVERSATIONALIST U DON’T KNOW HOW SPECIAL THAT IS WE HAVE A GREAT TIME U TAKE ME 2 THE BEST PLACES EVERYBODY LOVES U DADDY ! THE OLD 1’S THE YOUNG 1’S THAT’S HOW IT IS WITH U I KNOW WHAT 2 EXPECT I KNOW HOW THE EVENING WILL BEGIN I KNOW HOW THE EVENING WILL END WE DON’T CALL YOU BIG PAPPA 4 NOTHING ! THEY’LL USUALLY LAUGH HERE I ACCEPT THAT BECAUSE YOU NEVER LIED 2 ME ! YOU R A P. I. M. P SCENE OVER STRAWBERRY NEVER LIED 2 ME I NEVER FORGOT WELL MISS THIS IS 4 U WHAT DO U THINK “KEEP N MIND I’M AN ARTIST SO I AM SENSITIVE ABOUT MY SHIT,SO B KIND” ALWAYS B ENCOURAGED I AM OUT LETS NAME THIS ITS CALLED MY CAROLINA SURPRISE THIS JOINT TOOK 1 HOUR 10 MINUTES 2 WRITE CAN I GET A WHOA WHOA CAN I GET A WHAT WHAT WHY BECAUSE I AM AUDI 5000 WWWWWWWWWWHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS B ENCOURAGED A BEAT A STAGE ALL I NEED IS 1 MIKE |