A long,crazy poem about opposites that I wrote in about 30 mins. (repost) Still funny..lol |
-Opposites- by Keaton Foster This That Dog Cat Skinny Fat Happy Sad Glad Mad Content Angry Apologetic Apathetic Solid Liquid Ice Water Animal Human Alien Juan the landscaper Citizen Immigrant Born Hatched Car Van Woman Man Boat Ship Train Plane Old person Young kid Life Death Food shit Water Piss Ground Sky Purpose Why Meaning Undefined Sun Moon Fork Spoon Private Public Need Redundancy Charity Greed Evolution Decline Forwards Backwards Front Back Dead Alive Once Twice Think about it Forget about it Inside Outside Doubt Certainty Heaven Hell Summer Winter Jesus Mohamed Faith Atheism Sanity Scientologist Christian Buddhist Democrat Republican Tree hugger Axe murderer Natural resources Man made Something Nothing Concerned Careless Respect Disrespect Something Nothing Paying Stealing Appealing Ugly as sin Right Left Fertile Barren Mountains Canyons River Ocean Desert Savannah Ape Orangutan Crocodile Alligator Staying here Moving on Because Why not? Penis Ass Vagina Pussy Enough of that More please Scream Whisper Mr. Miss. Strangers Best friends Children Adults Black White Puerto Rican Mexican Chinese Japanese Dirty knees Elbows clean Dude Chick Prick Bitch Dick Rhymes with hunt Continue Digress Respect Could care less Hate Like Correct Wrong Right Left Zero One Something Nothing The beginning The end Poem Rant Writing Typing Thinking Brain farting again My words My voice Listen Tune me out Significance Insignificance My future My past The same Quite different Pain Joy Nobody Family Insanity Normalcy Underwear Panties Fancy Ordinary Bald Hairy Mary Merry There Their Where Were No You Know Ya Huh Not Ah Close Far Arm Leg Pectoral Breast Yes No Maybe Definitely Negative Positive Chicken Egg Rooster Hen Puppy Kitten Right handed Left Ambidextrous Ambilevous Such a big word "A" and "I" Google it Library it Stupid Smart Learning Educated Extraordinary Not so much Never ending Finally, it's over! Opposites Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2011 repost 2013 |