Why Children Pick Their Noses

On the t.v., pronounced one Doctor Tim Roses,
“I know exactly why children pick their noses”.

Doctor Roses was Jimmy’s favorite doctor show,
he though to himself “damn, this I need to know.”

The doctor proclaimed that children were indeed right,
for a tiny vaccine awaited in each booger bite.
Jim’s finger was already knuckle deep in one nostril,
So he huzzahed and dug in deeper for a mouthful.

Then Jimmy thought of his dear old grey dad,
Who worked so hard for all the money they had,

I’ll save him hundreds, no thousands, on medicine, he’ll see
although momma’s slap does scare the bejesus outta me

But, what kind of son am I, to fear momma’s smack
And not help out old dad with this healthy, tasty, booger snack.