The Most Common Misconceptions

Like the jovial banker who helps you
To distinguish the appropriate bank account to open
With superb guidance and superior acumen,
Most are thankful for the thoughtfulness
And clear thinking which leads to making detailed decisions
And welcoming in new clientele. 

Like those bastions of fortitude and diverse financial services,
We can lean on a multitude of robust and highly touted clients
For our bread-winning roles,
Applying trademark concerns and integrated knowledge
For our treasured guests’ intended well-being. 

But in all fairness to those noteworthy institutions
Of stellar resolve and conceptualized demeanor,
Life as we know it typically
Does not involve any situations or scope
For which there exists no human input;
Mostly it revolves around logistics and common sense
Forming the least objectionable of rationales,
Leaving germane conflicts with human decency
And tying the hands of those who forever believe
In kindness and fortuitous luck – 
Quite possibly the most common misconceptions
Of living and breathing in this tethered realm
Known as Earth.