Thugs in Uggs

Thugs in Uggs.

You’ve seen them walking down the street.
You’ve heard them shuffling behind you.

Sometimes they travel in groups.
Sometimes on their own.

The girls with pencil straight hair.
The girls with Lululemon pants.

Coach bags hang off their shoulders.
Messy buns sit on their head.

They walk and talk on their phones.
They walk and talk in oblivion.

Staring at you if you’re different.
Glaring at you if you’re the same.

Posting party pictures on Instagram.
Posting their check-ins on Facebook.

Lurking others lives to compare.
Lurking others lives to gloat.

Blending in and standing out.
Originally the same as everyone.

They are your worst nightmare.
They are your best friends.

Taking over the streets of suburbia.
Taking over the campus.

Be on the lookout
For the thugs in Uggs.