What Did You Say?

What Did You Say?

Doctor, doctor say it isn’t true!
I’ve gained ten pounds and my waist line grew.
I had my shoes on and I just had lunch.
The Kleenex in my pocket must weigh a bunch!
Is your scale correct? I can come back.
Maybe your nurse’s glasses are out of whack.
I ate a salad, for dinner last night.
And that big chocolate cake, I only had one bite.
I’ll start to exercise and walk a mile each day.
I’ll count those awful calories, the old fashion way.
You’ll see a smaller woman the next time I come in.
And I’ll show you how I look, when I’m super thin.
So what do you say? Can I have another chance?
What did you say? I’m very pregnant!
OH MY!