Doctors

MR SPENCE IS DRESSED IN A LYRCA TYPE OUTFIT (LIKE THAT OF THE GLADIATORS TV SERIES) - HE IS OUTSIDE THE HEALTHCENTRE.

THE TIME IS APPROACHING 8:30

VOICEOVER (JOHN THE REFEREE FROM GLADIATORS) : CONTENDERS READY!!!?

MR SPENCE NODS.

VOICEOVER (JOHN THE REFEREE FROM GLADIATORS) : RECEPTIONISTS READY!!!?

A RECEPTIONIST APPEARS AT THE FRONT DOOR AND NODS

VOICEOVER (JOHN THE REFEREE FROM GLADIATORS) : 3, 2, 1....

A TIMER APPEARS ON THE SCREEN

MR SPENCE BEGINS TRYING TO DODGE PASSED THE RECEPTIONIST. THE RECEPTIONIST DIVES AT HIM AND TAKES HIM TO THE GROUND. SHE THEN RELEASES HIM. HE TRIES AGAIN AND AGAIN BEFORE FINALLY GETTING PASSED.

THE AUTOMATIC DOORS OPEN UP AND THERE IS A SET OF RUNGS HANGING FROM THE CEILING. ANOTHER RECEPTIONIST IS HANGING ON THE OTHER END. HE GRABS HOLD OF THE RUNGS AND BEGINS
SWINGING DOWN THE HALL, THE RECEPTIONIST IS SWINGING TOWARDS HIM AND SOON WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND HIM AND TRIES TO PULL HIM FROM THE RUNGS. SHE LOSES GRIP AND THE MAN
EVENTUALLY SWINGS TO THE END OF THE RUNGS.

HE HEADS THROUGH ANOTHER DOOR. YET ANOTHER RECEPTIONIST AWAITS, HOLDING A JOUSTING STICK. THERE IS ONE ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO MR. SPENCE. HE PICKS IT UP
AND THEY BEGIN JOUSTING WITH ONE ANOTHER. EVENTUALLY HE STRIKES THE RECEPTIONIST TO THE FLOOR AND HEADS THROUGH ANOTHER SET OF DOORS. HE IS MET WITH
A TRAVELATOR WHICH HEADS UP TO A DOOR WITH A SIGN "DR. WOLF" ON IT. HE'S NOW TIRED AND AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS HE GETS TO THE TOP, SMASHES THROUGH THE DOOR AND LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE FLOOR.

DR. WOLF : AHH, MR SPENCE. HOW ARE YOU?

MR SPENCE : (GETTING UP) FINE DOCTOR

DR. WOLF : HOW DID YOU FIND THE NEW SYSTEM?

MR SPENCE : WELL IT'S A DAMN SIGHT EASIER THAN IT USED TO BE!