Computer

You're not connected, why should you be.
You only aggravate me.
You shake me till you hear parts rattle.
With you and me, life is a battle.

You press my buttons,
I get on your nerves.
You aggravate me tons,
so my justice serves.

I don't like the pressure with each tap.
Latter on you cry. You're such a sap.
You look up weird things, and I don't mind.
That's when you get on at midnight and my gears grind.

You're up real early. For goodness sake!
I can never seam to catch a break.
Then you stay up real late?
I'm going to die at this rate.

Just get off and go to bed.
Not another minute you should spend.
Close your eyes, don't make a peep,
for if you come back I shall surely weep.