Humourous Limericks

There once was a librarian,
whose relative was a barbarian,
when he came over,
he stole the lawn mower,
to cut the grass of Portmeirion


(by the way Portmeirion is in Wales)



There once was a man from Niger,
Who decided to purchase a tiger,
When he went to sleep,
The tiger did eat,
That tasty man from Niger.