Scare Crows

Scare Crows
Have you ever driven by a corn field or someone’s garden and seen a scarecrow? Did you think how cute he was? Well, my friend, you are dead wrong!
Scarecrows are not made by human hands. They are souls of the damned. Sentenced to spend eternity in some forlorn cornfield in the bitter cold, driving rain and overwhelming heat. The crows were their victims in life. They taunt the scarecrow, use him as a bathroom and eat his crops. And they do it with glee. When the scarecrow is too weather beaten, the farmers usually have a bon fire. Then the scarecrow’s damned soul is released and goes where all the other damned souls go. Why do you think a group of crows is called a murder?
And, how, you may wonder, do I know this? Easy. It happened to me. In life, you probably all knew me as Adolf Hitler.