Mouse

If I were a keyboard...

'U' and 'I' are together
I can 'Ctrl' everything
'Home' is just a bottom away
I can place anything on "tab"
my 'Alt'-er egos have 'Space'
'Arrows' point me in the right directions
When I make a mistake
'Backspace' is there to help.
If our relationship isn't going too well
i could put in on 'Pause'
If that doesn't work then I could 'End' it
yelling would be easier with 'Caps Lock' on
i wouldn't have to raise my voice!
Being a keyboard would make me happy...

But i am only a mouse who
'Scrolls' by myself...