Poker Faces

         "I just have to see what you've got. I call". Of course you do you idiot. I haven't played a hand in over an hour, just threw an eighty dollar bet into an already sizeable pot, and you think I might be bluffing.

         You don't have to be a good card player to win at Texas hold'em, you just have to be patient. Luckily I'm patient. I care too much about the money to lose it. Mind you, I never play with money I can't afford to lose, I just really don't want to lose it.

"Three tens!" from poker hat guy. He's actually wearing a world poker tour hat. Oh, the intimidation.

"Nut flush", I say, with no outward emotion.

"I KNEW it. Good hand." Please stay. Reach into your wallet and put more money on the table.