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satire about televangelist |
They are making a religion the great “limited edition.” They make your sandwich just the way you like it but first you must submit… to their everlasting endeavors for they come in all flavors and broadcast on all channels if you listen closely, you can hear them in your head they are dealing the decks and raising the dead.. They forecast the weather sunny in all states and they are standing at the golden gates waiting with palms stretched wide open if you don’t have cash… they are now accepting plastic boasting a million ways to feel fantastic if only you listen to your living room radio station and you believe you are their creation to resist them is useless to be yourself is hopeless and the devil is getting his giggles for his contract and new 401k plan God is shaking his head at their castles made of sand. They are trying to bargain with the angels telling them that everything that matters sells even faith, hope and love but God has a message for them: “what have you done? my flock …who love my son, you lead to idols. you lead my souls to dolls Instead of salvation, you lead them to dust for this you will pay. In hell, your coins will eternally rust as your hearts did along the way.” They are digging their graves forgetting that Jesus saves, they are handing out the offering plates throwing around the money and throwing around the terms, “sweetie and honey.” but in the end false faith fails and they are struck down crawling and crying watching each other dying pointing and laughing despite their fear, they couldn’t help themselves… and as they dwindle away to nothing ….They are losing their religion. |