Neat people never make the kind of interesting discoveries that I do. O I see them, with their ties and pocket protectors and shirts tucked, natty as dish towels hung evenly and precisely on the oven door. Yet what do they discover, hmmm? Some new polypeptide chain, or some new super glue, or perhaps an emulsifier to dissolve that stubborn wax in the ears. Neat they are, and with the patience of shirt pins, yet boring are their discoveries. I long ago discovered the correlation between interesting discoveries and messiness, that there’s a kind of cosmic selection between fascinating eureka moments, those moments of pure, “Aha! and abject slobbery. It’s much like when Charles Goodyear spilled a rubber mixture on a hot stove and witnessed, for the first time, vulcanization. Not that he was a slob, mind you, but that he was not so anal to demand of himself the sterile neatness that would preclude the fortune of serendipity co-mingling with luck waiting in the hallway. I have discovered desultory imps, exquisite rascals, pseudo-beings with golden ears and silver hair as newspaper remained scattered all over the living room and with tube socks draped like slain rats on the arm of the love seat. Neat nudges off, with mannish hands, compliant revelation; it lances like a fencer akimbo the willingness to be found. Intriguing discoveries are born from disarray, when beds are unmade, when lampshades are angled, when pillows and silverware squat on the estate of diligent put away. Great fortune it has been, for me, to have found finery and rainbows, that which is crosshairs for gun sights, that which arises out of anti-neat to stand bold and keen, like fuchsia canoes in the folds of dryer lint. 34 Lines Writer’s Cramp February 22, 2014 (Sometimes it's a kick to write a piece which is pretty much the exact opposite of one's reality...although there are times.) |