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A humorous comparison of a mans relationship to his dog and his wife. |
WHY MEN LOVE THEIR DOGS >>>>>>>>>>> List of things my dog asks of me: 1> Feed me 2> Fill my water bowl 3> Play with me 4> Take me out 5> Bathe me 6> Scratch my neck 7> Take me to the Vet. List of things my wife asks of me: 1> Feed me! 2> Install whole house water filter! 3> Play with me or else! 4> Lets go out tonight 5> Wash my back 6> Scratch my back 7> Take me to the Dr. 8> Make love to me 9> Don't forget our anniversary ... Valentines Day ... My Birthday ... 10> Pay the bills 11> Re-paint the kitchen 12> Clean out the vacuum cleaner brush 13> Reorganize the garage 14> Go buy me some cough drops 15> Hold my purse 16> Stay close to the fitting room 17> Do you like this top? 18> Don't even think about it! 19> Drop these off at the dry cleaners 20> Go pick up my mother at the airport 21> You need to have a talk with our son 22> Who's phone number is on this note I found in your pants? 23> You need to lose some weight / get off me 24> You're not going to wear that are you? 25> Don't be so lazy 26> Can't we watch something besides football? 27> This hamburger's still bloody inside 28> You're sleeping on the couch tonight 29> I need $300.00 for Brenda's prom dress 30> Go mow the lawn And the list goes on and on and on and on ............. (I really love my dog) ... HERE BOY! ![]() |