If you fall in love with me...

"To say that I'm a writer would be an overstatement. I am nothing but a keen observer. But let me promise you this: If you fall in love with me, you will be a gentleman in Whitehorse. You would not slay dragons, you will fly with them. The universe will praise you for saving the human race. You will be my literary hero. I will show the girls from your past what they'd lost when they left you. I will turn you into words and immortalize you on paper. No, I'm not a writer, because somehow that would be an understatement. I am a lover. The kind that's head over heels."