Spam Me Up!

Spam me up,
Fill my inbox with useless crap,
As I stare blankly
My life slipping away
But where?
But what?

Peruse lying statuses,
Friend requests from people
I hardly knew in school
Twenty five years ago
Let alone now

And all I wanta see is tits
To break up the monotony
Of groundhog life…

But there’s some bargains
On ‘Crap of the Day’
Which will fill my useless existence
With even more crap
And put me further in debt
So I can continue to stare
Day again
At the spam spewing
Into my inbox
Which I don’t even bother
To delete

Check the sports scores
Same as last year
Just a slightly different colour
My fantasy team is shit
My tips are shit
And I don’t even give a shit

And now I’ve got that pain again
In the pit of my soul
At the bottom of my back
And at the back of my bottom

Sit down all day long
And pretend
That everything is perfect
Look at this photo of my perfect day
Please like it
And comment
And I’ll do the same on yours
Crah!