Virginia is a leading wine producer in the U.S. It is with pride, I offer this parody. |
We wish you a Merlot Christmas We wish you a Merlot Christmas We wish you a Merlot Christmas We wish you a Merlot Christmas And a Champagne New Year [Refrain:] Good tastings we bring to you and your kin, We wish you a Merlot Christmas and a Champagne New Year. Now bring us some spicy mulled wine like Gluhwein imported from the Rhine with grapes grown upon Virginia vines … And bring some out here [Refrain:] Good tastings we bring to you and your kin, We wish you a Merlot Christmas and a Champagne New Year. Virginia is, it’s said, for lovers, but with wine, you’ll soon discover not all the warmth is under covers … So bring some out here [Refrain:] Good tastings we bring to you and your kin, We wish you a Merlot Christmas and a Champagne New Year. And we won't go until we've got some. Don’t leave our palates feeling dry and glum A glass of wine and we will all be chums … So bring some out here [Refrain:] Good tastings we bring to you and your kin, We wish you a Merlot Christmas and a Champagne New Year. Written for "12 Days of "Christmas"" |