There once was a goat from Hollywood
Who just so happened to LOVE food.
He ate what he could,
and even what he couldn't.
He was a really, REALLY fat goat.
PS: The goat's name was George. PPS: The goat's last name was also George. PPPS: The goat didn't have a middle name. PPPPS: If the goat had a middle name, it would be Florida. PPPPPS: No, the goat never had been to Florida. PPPPPPS: No, the goat's parents hadn't been to Florida. PPPPPPPS: This goat was born before Florida was even a state, so if his middle name was Florida, the state would have been named after him. PPPPPPPPS: No, it's not an old goat, just a goat capable of time travel. PPPPPPPPPS: The last statement was a lie, the goat actually just starred in a film about the American Revolution. PPPPPPPPPPS: In case you didn't know, the American Revolution happened before Florida was a state. PPPPPPPPPPPS: The last statement may or may be incorrect, I should probably look it up. PPPPPPPPPPPPS: Alright, the statement before the last statement was, in fact, true.
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