Vacation ?

Come join a group vacation,meet new people.
participate in an exciting,invigorating schedule

Hm that sounds good, I could use some excitement
who knows I might meet someone special. I arrived
at the destination, a good looking group
everyone tan and fit ,anxious to start an adventure

Canoeing was first on the agenda. Good, sitting, paddling,
floating down the river. Sounds easy enough and it was
but then, going back, we were going against the current,
hard paddling, breathing hard, sweating up a storm
made it back completely worn out

Camp fire, food and drinks waiting for us, music and dancing after.
No way I just want a hot shower and to soak in a bath with Epsom salts
Next morning a hearty breakfast and a hike in the forest
Oh good walking, yeah I can do that. They didn't say it was all up hill

I barely made it back. A hot soak in Epsom salts is all I want. My back
and arms still hurt from yesterday, now my leg muscles are killing me.
Next morning a hearty breakfast, there's horse back riding today
Oh thank goodness I can sit today, I never rode a horse before.

Oh my goodness I didn't know, I had no idea, I have a buttocks
I know because it hurts like hell. Bouncing up and down on a saddle
whew, I didn't know it could do so much damage

Well here we go again.Hot shower, Epsom salt soak
and then hop into bed with Ben, Ben Gay that is.
Next morning I hobble into breakfast,then I packed my
things and made my escape.

I had enough of exciting and invigorating
to last me a life time