18+ A stupid theory about men really being lesbians, based off a unique friendship I have. |
-Men Are Lesbians- by Keaton Foster 18+ Men Are lesbians There I said Or rather Spelled it Before you get upset Damn near pissed Let me explain Persuade Just because A child Was born With a prick That does not Make him Fate him Into becoming The cock Of any walk I have this friend His name is Glen And Glen Well he’s a lesbian At least as he tells it Now Glen is a man With dainty hands A thinner waist And a butter face He wears lipstick Whoreish make up really Eight inch stiletto heels And mini mini skirts Ones that barely cover His crown jewels As far as a lady Looking like a man Glen is a ten As far as a man Looking lick a chick Glen is a two at best Glen has great tits Big ole boobies Hooters If you’ll indulge me He got them done And as he tells it Spending a fortune On his supple cans They really are The only thing That distracts away From the fact that he Has an Adams apple And a persistent Five o’clock shadow Glen dates the ladies Bi-sexual trannies They swing both ways They like all that he does He often tells me about His tri-sexual escapades Most of it sounds gross You know Ass to mouth kinda stuff Some of it sounds freaky Golden showers Dirty Sanchez’s All else, a bit verbose No one should need That much detail When it comes to Two dudes Turned quasi ladies Bumping uglies But he likes to talk And so I listen I would not say That I am homophobic But rather agoraphobic What I don’t know Frightens me And what I do know Scares me to death The other day Him and I She and I Glen/Glendora Were at lunch Oddly At a fish taco joint And he/she said Sweetie Could you please Pass the chili I like my tacos Spicy, saucy Muy caliente Ya feel me I replied with a smile Glen, don’t we all… Men Are Lesbians Written by Keaton Foster Copyright © 2015. |