A compilation of the best sounding job titles I have ever heard. Let's hear yours! |
So you've just found someone you want to impress but he/she isn't interested due to your lame job title, or maybe it is just a matter of you feeling left out when people mention their important sounding jobs but you don't know what to do. Well, fortunately for you, many people have decided to just say screw it and come up extraordinary job titles for their ordinary jobs because why not? Here is a list of impressive job titles for not-so-impressive jobs. Petrochemical Transfer Technician: Petrol Attendant. Regional Media Distribution Operative: Mailman Beneficiaries Attendant: Old age home nurse Romance Liaison Manager: Adult shop salesperson Aquatic Sanitation Technician: Dishwasher Consumables Distribution Engineer: Fast food delivery person Merchandise Receptacle Systems Administrator: The guy who collects the shopping carts around the shop Aquatic Natural Selection Evasion Officer: Lifeguard Monetary Assets Administrator: Cashier Comestibles Coordinator: Waiter Ground Pilot Navigator: Cab driver Sanitation Technician: Cleaner Cinema Public Liaison Officer: Movie ticket attendant Photon Obtainment Specialist: Photographer Information Communications Technology Administrator: I.T technician Multinational Logistical Product Distributor: Shelf stacker Children's Entertainment Specialist: Clown Waste Acquisition Officer: Refuse collection guys Co-Social Executive: Community Manager of a club Personal Hazard Reduction Specialist: Bodyguard Real Estate Directional Manager: The guy advertising where the houses for sale are Technical Documentation Engineer: Tech writer I.T Systems Engineer: System administrator Educational Research Coordinating Associate: Research assistant Unit Information Coordinator: Receptionist Accounts Control Officer: Debt collector Executive Chancellor of Preparation Stations: Fry cook Employment Opportunity Contemplator: Unemployed Technical Systems Storage Specialist: Data capturer Unaffiliated Communications Decoding Specialist: Freelance translator Logistical Navigation Technology Facilitator: Dispatcher Executive Apprentice: Secretary Structural Maintenance Technician: Building maintenance Professional Flooring Specialist: Tile and carpet installer Electronic Maintenance Engineer: Electrical appliances repair man Fast Consumer Goods Architect: The guy who makes the food at any fast foods store Front Line Customer Support Facilitator: Call center agent Senior Logistics Technician: Truck driver Consumer Coordinator: Party and restaurant host Societal Expert: Magazine columnist Household Engineer: Domestic worker Landscape Technician: Gardener Geological Transfer Specialist: Ditch digger Digital Innovation Director: Online marketer Trade and Industry Sales Executive Retail sales person Educational Enhancement Coordinator: Teacher Structural Defense Expert: Security guard Public Protection Officer: Policeman Legislation and Legalities Expert: Lawyer And finally: Deputy Director of Joint Interdepartmental Operational Systems: Office Assistant |