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Before you take a trip
If you travel to Dubai it might be good for you to buy, a book of laws to understand that bad things can happen in a foreign land. Take off your shirt due to the heat and you may get 10 lashes on the bottom of your feet, If you have a camera don’t pull it out the Muslim people will whine and pout. Don’t kiss, hug, dance, or shout, talk with a lisp or live out loud, keeping your thoughts to yourself, will help you stay in good health, and during the month of Ramadan, it's best you don't smoke, drink, or eat, to keep from getting strung up and burned in the street. Keep in mind Dubai is a Muslim State, and full of Muslims filled with American hate, and if for some reason you feel unsafe, remember it’s your left hand Muslims hate. No wonder they're all moving to America...
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