Black Cat

Black Cat

Black cat please never ever cross my path
Black cat please never shit on my pathway
Black cat please never leer at me that way
Black cat please always act happy and gay.

Black cat please never give a dog a bone
Black cat please never bring your girlfriend home
Black cat please never use that hissing tone
Black cat please always call my house your home.

Black cat please never trouble me for treats
Black cat please never crawl underneath the sheets
Black cat please never show me your sharp teeth
Black cat please always curl up at my feet.