Sixteen presents left in a Manhattan hotel room. |
I am so baffled my head is spinning. I am at my end with wits dangling. I am ready to be locked down and and rolled back to ages dark and dreary with dank as a permanent condition. I’m a manager of a midtown Manhattan hotel to be sure, but never have I seen sixteen wrapped birthday present left behind, abandoned like so much month’s ago Prego. The loud party went on all evening in room sixteen sixteen, loud and long and intrusive, enough for complaints from adjoining rooms, enough to tax me to summon assertiveness, to advance like a madman on a tight-lipped mission of un-mercy to the raucous din, to knock, leaving any modicum of manners in my back pocket and yes, to do like Marine recruits do on that door of the D.I.’s office, sending vibrations seism-like through wood extant, through peep-hole, through that electronic card slot that took the place of key and keyhole; yea, the valley of meek behind, and the mountain of demand now me, a paragon of insist that the party-makers stop and desist in their harbor- haw of rowdy loud and unbecoming ballyhoo. This, though, led me to a let-down. Entering, I saw no one…no one. I did see sixteen presents; and they were birthday presents as per the sentiments. Yet left here like old onions, like chipped pottery, like dying grudges or the crumbling paint from an antique frame. I am want for life, yet poverty now strikes me hard across the neck as life is not; no, no bodies abide, no humans sit or stare or idle a bit by sofa or sink, or ‘neath the ornate clock. This is a room of gift occupation only, where wrapped up courtesies lure like Sirens of yore, like maws sensual with ruby red lips and passionate breath. There are chinks in this reality, and I can only mourn the lost while selfishness and curiosity tear the pretty paper. 40 Lines Writer’s Cramp 9-6-16 |