A HUNDRED DAYS THAT DEFINED THE CHUMP

HOCUS POTUS

Hundred days that defined the chump

Yes! It our very adorable Donald Dump

He should have been in the movies

A keyless key figure, missing two keys

Rhyme and Reason

Have been sent to prison

Change surname - without changing tack

He can then happily go "Quack... Quack... Quack"

We ain't seen nothing yet

He is flying around in his jet

To entertain

The nation

That was fooled into voting

Now they will be devoting

Time to see him admit and deny

Stories he makes up to kiss their reason goodbye

People watch with horrified fascination

As he plays Tic Tack Toe with the detonation

Button

Head of mutton

As Forrest Gump Said - "Stupid is as stupid does"

Feel free to comb that funny fuzz

There is a saying "Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice shame on me." That saying will get you too

One day the nation will open it's eyes

And know that he is the master of lies

The twit twitters

And fritters the time away

Make way. Make way.

Here comes the newsworthy popping jay