"I Lost My $#@?& Car Keys"

Daddy lost his car keys,
his nose is out of socket.
Wait until he finally sees,
he's got them in his pocket.

When he gets mad his face turns red.
His forehead starts to glisten.
I can't repeat what he just said.
But it sure is fun to listen.

When he kicked our poor cat Puff,
I heard the car keys jiggle.
"Nine lives may not be enough."
I warned Puff with a giggle.