ohh

"its just pouring outside, isn't it?"

"yes, weather, at its best."

"I dyed my hair, have you noticed?"

"well, no, I would have said something."

"oh, thank you, that's so nice of you."

the lives that others lead

are akin to yours

we all feed

as the rain pours

IT would have fell upon him better if a maniac catastrophe were to happen instead of these words: questions, statements, arguments, retorts, emotions, facial expressions, and sighs. goddamn sighs. letting you know that the other person has some sort of "thing" that is bothering them. you are, of course, required to inquire about the "thing", or even "stuff", that is bothering the person while you are in the proximity of the sigh, which eventually WILL lead to sighs utilizing an even greater volume of lungs, which should be avoided at all costs, hence the maniac catastrophe. something like a level 6 earthquake. or a terrorist attack. even better. but faking any form of minor illness usually goes over well.

See, the trick to life is to be the biggest child and the wisest sage at the same time.