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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2155288
Here's to some husbands whose wives can't stop talking. It's not on the market yet.
Remote Magic
Paul had a wife who loved talking.
He could hear her voice as she was walking.
She talked as she cooked.
It was gobbledygooked.
He would give anything to stop all that small talking.

Paul had a birthday that came up that next weekend.
His new friend had a gift to keep him from his wit’s end.
A strange remote control that was astute
It changed his wife’s voice from loud on to off mute
And the silence was so beautiful as a dividend.
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