All politics can be comic. They become so serious that if you don’t laugh, you cry |
The Donald is a wicked old Trump Tells the GOP just how high to jump With a great deal of flair He discovered his hair In a Rust Belt abandoned old dump Obama, on the twentieth of Jan Had the folks in his hand, to a man What I want to know Is where did it go The idea that “YES WE CAN” Dubya took us all into War In Iraq, Afghanistan and much more There is plenty to say Of that fateful day When bin Laden shook us all to the core Bill Clinton and his Erotic Cigar And the most stupid intern, by far I won’t mention the mess Of the stain on the dress His Denial just proved him a LI-AR George H W B got it wrong In Kuwait, it wouldn’t take long To settle the score Of a half won war But a yellow streak was seen on his tongue Ronnie Reagan was acting a part Of a Great Leader, right from the start In a homespun kind of a way He knocked the Curtain down in a day And it all came straight from his heart Jimmy Carter down in Georgia was NUTS In his Budget there weren’t any cuts The best bit I see I’m sure you’ll agree The man showed he had plenty of guts Jerry Ford had a Vice Presidential wish To fill a Presidential niche The college football star Found his wife in a bar Where Betty drank away like a fish Tricky Dicky, the Watergate man Never really had a good plan He sent in the Hoods Stealing secret goods Impeachment sent him way down the Pan Lyndon Baines Johnson, Lady Bird’s Boy To be President one day would be joy With JFK in his way Monkey Business in play The Dallas debacle was his wicked ploy John Fitzgerald Kennedy, it must be said The Bay of Pigs left the man with no Cred J Edgar Hoover, The Mob and a gun Made sure the deed it was done With the CIA they blew off his head |