A letter to myself concerning new year's resolutions. |
Dear Me, The year begins with good intent as people pledge to reach their goals. ![]() Their optimism evident, they dream of playing better roles. ![]() So, Bob, what are your plans this year? ![]() You really need to get a grip. Don't waste your time on girls and beer. ![]() If you're confused then here's a tip. Reflect upon what's in your heart — the reason why you want to write. ![]() Perhaps you want to top the chart — that's why you're working through the night. ![]() Or do you hunger most for cash, ![]() enough to pay your debts and more, just churning out commercial trash ![]() while jealous critics you ignore. Perhaps you wish to leave your mark — a record of your time on Earth. ![]() You won't be swallowed by the dark; you'll show the future what you're worth. ![]() Or is it art for art's own sake that drags you out of bed each dawn, ![]() a perfect masterpiece you'll make dismissing other books as porn? ![]() You claim that you could write a book that touches people's hearts and brains, ![]() but talk to any seasoned cook — they sweat before achieving aims. ![]() A novel has a recipe just like the most delicious cake. ![]() The final product readers see took patience, time and toil to bake. ![]() Procrastination is your flaw; ![]() you need to focus on the plot. Although that editing’s a chore, ![]() you'll get results you like a lot. But don't forget you love to write ![]() immersed in words that rhyme and flow. Remember why you joined this site — how other's praise can make you glow. ![]() So shake your ass and make a start — ![]() each book begins with but one word. It's not enough to just be smart — you also have to bloody work. ![]() Now set yourself some concrete goals that help achieve your final aim. ![]() Choose tasks that really stoke the coals ![]() of your ambition to find fame. First, finish off that manuscript — ![]() the one you've worked on many years. Redundant scenes must all be ripped ![]() away before review by peers. Then work on something new by May — ![]() a novel project, nothing short. Your shorter stories do not pay, ![]() so write an epic set in court. And waste less time on poetry, ![]() because it doesn't pay the rent. Although it is your cup of tea ![]() just think of all the time that's spent. It's time to face reality, forsaking your deluded dreams. ![]() Why can't you lift your eyes to see and save yourself frustrated screams? ![]() That's all I want to say to you, you lazy, good-for-nothing slob. ![]() You know that all I wrote is true. You have to make an effort, Bob! ![]() With much needed tough love, ![]() Me xXx WORD COUNT: 467 WRITTEN FOR:
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