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A twist on the classic "This Old Man" nursery rhyme. This is not about a happy guy... |
This old man, He played one He played the game with a loaded gun While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones This old man's in a funeral home This old man, He played two Death is coming, This he knew While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones This old man's in a funeral home This old man, He played three In his groin, He got a knee While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones This old man's in a funeral home This old man, He played four In his head, A drill did bore While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones This old man's in a funeral home This old man, He played five From a cliff, He took a dive While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones This old man's in a funeral home This old man, He played six On his head, We dropped some bricks While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones This old man's in a funeral home This old man, He played seven Open your eyes, You're not in Heaven While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones This old man's in a funeral home This old man, He played eight Now his heart is filled with hate While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones This old man's in a funeral home This old man, He played nine The Devil then said, His soul is mine While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones This old man's in a funeral home This old man, He played ten Pick a soul and we'll start again While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones This old man's in a funeral home |