No Groom

Do not assume
I will be your groom
Or be a broom
Any time soon

I won’t be your groom anytime soon

See Emcee Baboon
And Robby Racoon
Rapping out in tune
Under the light of the moon

Beneath the moon with Coon and the Boon

I’m Robby Racoon
From Dark side of the moon
I’m no muddafudda’s groom
You mention marriage and I zoom

Robby Racoon ain’t muddafudda groom

I’m Emcee Baboon
From cradle to the tomb
I ain’t going be a groom
Don’t bother with your perfume

Decomposing in the tomb rests a non-groom baboon.

Do not assume
I will be your groom
Or be a broom
Any time soon